1aSurprise!

Surprise is something that can be good, when it comes to life.

I believe it can be good during sex, too. To a certain extent. I mean I wouldn’t be happy if someone surprised me with a bloody good fart at point of orgasm or anything, but a little bit of adventure is always good, I think.

There are some things that I would imagine your average heterosexual bloke might not like.

For example, you cop off with a beautiful girl, take her home and soon find yourselves playing tongue twister together. Before you know it, you’re getting a blow-job and you get to splatter your man juice all over her face… fantastic!

Pulling yourself away, to look at your Jackson Pollock handiwork, you survey the dirty slut - hey, now you’re done, you might as well have a good look at the canvas.

And her cock.

Of course, the guy getting the BJ is well hung, too. In fact, he is the reason I chose this particular photoshoot. Still, looking at that last pic, there is a couple of perfect penises to peruse.

You can see more shemales and transvestites HERE.

MONSTERS OF COCK